The Asian Student Medical Journal
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 CHIT CHAT!!!
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Mischelle Johny
Calicut Medical College.
During
every hour of lecture in our college, no matter how silly or
serious the topic is, the lecturers desperately tries to communicate the idea to us. Some grasp
it, some wonder about what’s happening and some don't even
care to at least wonder. Of course in a class teeming with 200
young aspirants of medicine, there will be friends, enemies,
admirers, lovers, roommates and almost all sorts of human
relations that you can make up with 200 individuals. Naturally
they all need to communicate to maintain these relations and you
can do it best during theory hours! You cant talk out loud in a
class, that will get you academically fried! So the best way to
get to the one you want, send a chit.
| A highly sensitive person
to a friend :
I'm really sorry
about what I said to you on the 17th of last month. I
really didn't mean it. Hope you'll understand.
[I have to say that the 2nd person
may not be even aware of the last month's existence, the
17th of that month is out of question] |
| An expression of anger:
"
@#*%$^&#*" sincerely yours
[Though unspoken, it’s all been
said] |
How can you do-this to me?!
[No you've guessed it wrong, It is
not a chit from a lover, It is meant for our Rep. on the
boring lecture] |
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| Nerd to Nerd chit :
"I think the
bcl-2 abr gene is on the 17 p (13, 3.1) in contrast to
what sir just told as 17 p (13, 4, 1). Will you correct
him, please".
[Don't even dare
to open such a chit, you'll feel dizzy on realising that
such mean organisms exist]
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Boy to boy on a girl:
"Just look at
her, isn't she gaining a lot of weight, what could be the
reason? She was pretty some 2 months back and now see how
ghastly does she look especially from the back, 'Gosh', we
are losing the beauties in our batch" |
| Boy Django pestering the
nerdest of girls in the class:
'Oh',
you are a
beauty,
'will you marry me!'
[He's sure she'll burst a blood
vessel in her brain due to anger] |
Girl to her boyfriend whose
admiration blew its top and proposed to her.
You know that I've
valued your friendship more than anything else, I've
considered you as a good friend, I'm sorry I cant
comprehend the new dimension you have given it.
[This chit seldom
occurs because most of the time, the girl backs up scared!
and tactfully avoids her admirer since then, if it occurs
then as you have guessed, the sun then sets on that
relationship] |
| Chit for the girl who just can’t stop
talking to you from behind :
"Dear
sweet heart,
"shut
up"
with hugs and kisses
[She'll shut up, definitely] |
There is a lot of smoke at
the corner seat, somebody is hard on trying to decipher
this from his girl friend: "
I hope you are not
still angry, I want to explain that I was really joking
when I told you, I didn't mean what I said about
reconsidering my decision not to change my mind, please
believe me, I really mean this : love |
| From a girl who just turned down a proposal
from her boy friend:
I just don't know
how I'm going to get along without you. But from tomorrow
onwards I'm going to try! |
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Mischelle Johny is a final Year
Student at Calicut Medical College. |
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